Scene: dueling press conferences
Setting: Washington, DC
Dramatis personae: NRA/acolytes
President Obama/White House
—Gun wackos: “President Obama hates guns!”
—President Obama: “Actually, I like skeet shooting and do it sometimes at Camp David.”
—Gun wackos: ”Really. Then why haven’t we seen pictures? Press announcements?”
—White House: “Well, since you insist … “
—Gun wackos: “It’s Photoshopped!”
Okay, for a minute there I thought you were trying to kick me out of my dorm like some other people have been practically doing.
I vote this weekend we have the ultimate movie marathon party instead of watching the Superbowl, because football is lame.
What the heck are you talking about?
Look, I’m sorry if I came off a little nutso, I’m not really.